Name: Don’t F*cking Care Bear – FUNKY MONKEY® Grumpy Tanktop
Brand: FUNKY MONKEY®
SKU: FM-CB-TPW
Price: 23.95 EUR
Availability: InStock

Front view of the FUNKY MONKEY® Don’t F*cking Care Bear tanktop with grumpy bear print

Don’t F*cking Care Bear Unisex Tanktop

Product Details

UPC: FM-CB-TPW

Brand: FUNKY MONKEY®

Don’t F*cking Care Bear – The Grumpiest Tanktop 🐻💢

Hugs? Nope. This men’s tanktop serves pure, unfiltered attitude with a pissed-off illustrated grumpy bear and one blunt message: “Don’t F*cking Care Bear.”

Perfect for moody Mondays, awkward encounters, or when small talk just isn’t on the menu.

✔ 100% cotton – soft, breathable & dripping with sarcasm

✔ Classic men’s tanktop fit – built for comfort, not cuddles

✔ FUNKY MONKEY® original – cute gone cranky

✔ Guaranteed to irritate at least one overly cheerful person a day

🧼 Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold, inside-out. No bleach. No excuses. Keep the attitude intact.

📦 Product Details:

Material: 100% Cotton

Fit: Men’s Regular Tanktop

Design: FUNKY MONKEY® Original

🔥 Styling Tips:

Lazy Rebel: Pair with ripped jeans and slides – effortless and mildly offensive.

Layer Game: Throw it under a leather jacket for “don’t mess with me” vibes.

Unexpected Smart: Wear it with chinos and a blazer – sarcasm in disguise.

Festival Mode: Add shorts, sunnies, and a bucket hat – because irony loves sunshine.

🚚 Shipping & Returns:

✔ Ships within 1–3 business days

Why fake a smile when you can wear your mood? Add the Don’t F*cking Care Bear Tanktop to your cart and let the bear do the talking.